FF VII: Advent Children - the only movie that requires a walkthrough.

Walkthrough provided by popular demand. Probably contains massive, epic spoilers.

· Before the movie started, Cloud and company defeated Jenova (the ultimate evil) and stopped a huge meteor from destroying the world, or something. Just insert the plot from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask if it makes things easier.

· Jenova's body has been preserved, for some reason.

· The laws of physics (and gravity) do not apply. Everyone can fly, unless it is inconvenient to the plot.

· Repeating the phrase "Dilly dally, shilly shally" multiple times is an acceptable social practice.

· As is randomly attacking people

A disease that causes people to become emo is spreading across the land. Cloud has it, so he spends his days living in a happy flower palace and riding around on his wicked bike. Alone, of course.

Cloud is seeking forgiveness for killing Jenova (the ultimate evil; conveniently defeated in FF7). This causes him to randomly black out and talk to unseen people in glowy white places, frequently in the middle of action sequences. These random blackouts can be safely ignored and have no actual bearing on 99% of the movie.

Stereotypical bad guys randomly attack people, demanding "Mother". "Mother" is the head of Jenova , which has been carefully preserved for the sole purpose of corrupting souls.

The evil-looking corporation that tried to take over the world is, in fact, evil. For this reason, they have been entrusted to take care of Jenova's body.

· Zombie children can and do summon a dragons.

· Zombies of any age are not flame-proof.

· Please, think of the children.

The whole gang flies over Cloud during his final epic battle against the ultimate evil, but decide he can handle things alone, even though he is getting hit with pretty much every attack.

At the end, everyone goes swimming. Since it is impossible for goth to swim, the disease is cured and the world is saved.