Behold the horror of archives

"It all makes sense if you don't think about it." - Me

"We use _all_ of the buffalo." - Alex A.

"Behold: Perfection!" -Ben

"The quality of perfection has diminished drastically in recent years..." -Me

"Shut up! Perfection is overrated" -Ben

"Some people might say ninjas don't care about socks. Those people... would be wrong." -Me

"Your new GPS can transport you to exotic locales. For instance, right now it thinks you're in downtown Italy." -Me

"A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire.

"Bull! Witty sayings are the very essence of wisdom, and I should know." -Oscar Wilde

"Sleep in class. It shows initiative." -Prof. Knouse

"I never was interested in politics. I'm quite unable to work up any kind of belligerent feeling. Just as I'm about to feel belligerent about some country I meet a decent sort of chap. We go out together and lose any fighting thoughts or feelings." -P. G. Wodehouse

"He's moving toward the ice cream. Wait, he's deviating from the course. 'Oooh, shiney.' Daniel, no! Cookies aren't supposed to be shiney!" -Me

"Sherlock Holmes: pop culture so obsolete, it's classic!" -Me

"You wouldn't steal a car. But what if you were being pursued by gunmen? What then? Would you pirate a movie if you were being pursued by gunmen?" -Me

James: ...Todd the T1000 scares me. I don't think he knows I have a right to exist.

Elizabeth: I hope you know none of it makes any grammatical sense

Elizabeth: Now that I'm back down to earth, you should attack Tyrell. It would be fun.

"I haven't made a decision in six months!" - Walt Wiley

Patti: "...So when I want to stop and ask directions-"

Walt: "Sign of weakness! Sign of weakness!"

"Torque! That's a good word. Everyone say 'torque' with me!" - Walt Wiley

Death thought about it. "CATS," he said eventually, "CATS ARE NICE." --Terry Pratchett

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, FLOWERS SMELL YOU! --jimstapleton

We have a coffee maker you could borrow. It doesn't actually have any coffee to go with it, but y'know. You could take it and douse yourself with hot water every once in a while. --Tyrell

"Nobody move! I've dropped me brain." -Jack Sparrow

"From the creators of Penny Arcade... comes a game the critics are already calling... 'A game from the creators of Penny Arcade'..." - Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness trailer

"You don't open files often, so you're not a Linux user. Those guys open files like crazy, all the time. Like, everything is a file to them, and then they open it." - GriffJon

"Why would you betray me, Skullsy? I gave you everything. A home, a sense of purpose. The ability to fit in the overhead compartment of airplanes..." - Belkar, OOTS.