Fall in! I said fall in!

Alright, you maggots! I'm Sam, and I'm your acting SPL for camp this week! You may refer to me as "Dictator."

> Mr. Dictator?...

Silence! I wasn't done yet. In fact, I haven't even started! Now, you worthless bunch of uniformed slobs may think that you came here this week to learn a bunch of boring knots and lashings. Wrong! In fact, you are really here to blow stuff up and help me take over the world!

> Cheering

[Leader beacons to Sam and says something to him. Sam returns to the group]

Well, ok. It seems that you are here for knots and lashings after all. Shouting But you will also earn your fireman 'chit! And it will be instructed by Crazy Eddie!

Crazy Eddie laughs manically.

> We're all gonna die!

Leader glares at Sam

Monotone And that training will be performed at a BSA approved fire ring with leader supervision and no explosives.

> Look out! It's Crazy Eddie!

Huh? What fool gave him matches?! Scatter like rabbits men, like rabbits!